"Don't F@ck with me today!"

Not much to explain here except that a goat woke up on the wrong side of the bed in a small Brazilian. What ever irked the goat is unknown but he decided to take his frustrations out on ANY and  moving objects. Women and children were not spared......

Angry goat terrorises town in Brazil (video)

Drunk ranger about to square-off with Wild African Elephant.

Johannesburg, South Africa - A safari guide at Kruger National Park rushed on foot towards a wild African Elephant while fellow guides whooped and laughed. The guide is suspected to have been drunk. The bravado was posted online and the ranger was obviously fired by his employer Singita Safari Lodge.

South Africa: Man charges elephant(video).

"BBC Radio Stoke host Paula White, who has filled the station's afternoon slot with "guests, chat and outlook on life" for the past six years, was unceremoniously pulled off the air during her final program over concerns she was drunk on the job."

White, had been slurring her speech for 30 minutes before a listener questioned her Sobriety.

"I'm not drunk. I've had a couple of drinks, but I'm not drunk." she replied.

White's reply was one of the internationally recognized answers that people who are definitely drunk definitely give. In any event, her retort and behavior was enough for her higher-ups to yank her from her final show and replace her with fellow DJ Denholm Siergertz who we presume was more sober than she.

"Paula has done so much for the community that I think it would be unfair if she was to be remembered for something like this," said her friend, Sentinel columnist Fred Hughes, defending her otherwise commendable 16-year career.

Veteran BBC Host Taken Off the Air During Last Show for Being Drunk (audio).

Ehhhhh, 16 years of service? Have few on your final day, you deserve that much! #pension

Steve Goff confessed to a 1990 murder claiming to be haunted by visions of the victim's mother at night.

Steven Goff, 41, of Ventnor, turned himself in to police Monday and confessed to the 1990 stabbing of 15-year-old Frederick "Ricky" Hart in Galloway Township. The incident happened over 23 years ago when Goff was only 18 years old. Hart was reported missing and his remains were only discovered by a hunter one and half years later after decomposition had made determining any details about the cause of death impossible.

Alan Rickel, a close friend of Goff, revealed that Goff had been tortured by his actions and had trouble living with what he had done. "He couldn't bear it anymore," Rickel told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "He told me he had nightmares. He'd go to sleep and see the kid's mother staring in his face."

Goff, known to have undisclosed mental issues, was en route to Canada after informing Rickel that he planned "to meet his maker and 'fess up to what he had done," but had a change of mind and returned to New Jersey where he turned himself in. Goff revealed to investigators details about the murder of only the killer could have known.

Goff was charged with murder and a weapons offense for stabbing Hart in the woods behind a condominium complex on May 7, 1990. At a court appearance scheduled to present the charges to him, Goff surprised the judge by confessing and saying he was ready to enter a guilty plea, sobbing lightly as he said, "I did the crime." Goff accepted the council of a public defender but only to expedite things.

"I always thought it was that he was a moody guy, but now it's obvious that it was because of this," Rickel explained. "He had some demons in him."

New Jersey Man, Haunted by Victim's Mother, Steven Goff Confesses to 1990 Murder

Boyfriend explains to his girlfriend that next time she should try moving out the way.

An Arizona man embraced gender equality by allowing his girlfriend the opportunity to protect herself from a baseball at a game between the St. Louis Cardinals and the Arizona Diamondback in Phoenix ~ she declined.

Pete Kozma of the St. Louis Cardinals crushed a home run in seventh inning. The ball veered towards a young lady in the crowd who turned down the opportunity to move out the away, instead turning to cover herself up and allow herself to be hit.

The girl's sharper, slightly more alert boyfriend sprung up, pulled his arms away and took the opportunity to avoid being hit by the ball. The baseball eventually found a home on the girl's face in front of a packed Arena.

"Nice goin', boyfriend,"

echoed a sexist commentator, who insinuated that the young lady was incapable of saving herself.

‘Nice goin’, boyfriend’: Woman hit in face with home run at Chase Field while male companion jumps out of way (video)

On a routine traffic stop, Police officers in Michigan inspected the trunk of a car after the owner had informed them he had recently hit a deer and stuffed it in his trunk. The Deer was presumed dead....

Footage from the scene shows otherwise......

Video shows 'dead' deer jumping out of trunk

Nicole Delien, 17-year-old teenager from North Fayette, Pa., has a rare condition called Kleine-Levin Syndrome -- or "Sleeping Beauty Syndrome" -- that makes her sleep 18 to 19 hours a day.

Nicole Delien, a real life Sleeping Beauty that slept for 64 days in a row.

Kleine-Levin Syndrome is characterized by recurring periods of excessive amounts of sleeping and eating. A patient will sleep most of the day or night, only waking up to eat or go to the bathroom, functioning only in a drowsy, sleep-like state.

It took 25 months for Doctors to diagnose Delien's condition, which only affects about 1000 people world wide. Diagnosis is difficult and sufferers may appear to the untrained eye to simply be extremely lazy bastards.

Deliens condition has caused her to miss out on many event as per the long hours she sleeps. Delien is once said to have slept through the entire Christmas Holidays, only waking up fully in January to open her presents. Delien told talk show host Jeff Probst that she once slept as many as 64 days in a row, only surfacing in an automated, sleepwalking state to eat.

There is no known cure for Kleine-Levin Syndrome , but Nicole's family is using a combination of epilepsy and narcolepsy medication to minimize the incidents to just two a year.

After discovering this, I think I'll recommend my older sister go for a check up.......but I highly suspect she is just lazy..