10 point scale of Beauty: A 9 (A sex pot)!

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Yes, now imagine her changing diapers...
A 9 (A Sex Pot)
A 9 is extremely attractive but it is possible to imagine meeting a person as good looking as they are in a really upscale, expensive night spot. You may also have one as a friend on facebook but ended up never having anything to say to them. While social acceptance for them will be pretty easy, they will encounter many problems as a result of their good looks. A 9's personality will be largely ignored and therefore they are likely to be very bland, uninteresting people. 9s are less likely to have a crappy personality because they will take exception to the behavior of  perfect 10's and try to differentiate themselves from them.

People will not be able to look past this person's sex appeal. When you look at them the "have sex lever" in the brain is put in over drive. Women will slip into a mad frenzy similar to that of the Beiberholics and men are so overwhelmed by their physical appearance that it supersedes everything else. For a man, encountering a 9 his main priority will be get this person in the sack so that they can boast about it to their friends at happy hour rather than seek something meaningful.

One will never consider a 9 as someone they can take home to meet their parents because they are simply too attractive. Their appearance will evoke the wrong types of emotions in parental figures who will often perceive them as lose or slutty instead as opposed to sexy. The main reason why 9s are not parent-friendly is that parents will not be able to picture someone so beautiful managing a household, much less dealing with baby poop and the other unsavory activities that come with raising a child.

A 9's best chance at a long lasting, meaningful relationship would be to find someone that is able to look past their looks. This may require something extreme like dating blind person. Marriage is a sure thing but people are still too focused on your looks and that will plague you till the day they begin to fade at around age 35 (white people) and age 45(everyone else). A 9 will begin to enjoy life a little more once people can look beyond their looks.

Example of this: 
The super hot girl that has an entourage of less attractive women. She is usually cynical towards men and complains that all men want is to get in her pants. Most guys are too afraid to ask her out. The only only ones that do are overbearing, overconfident assholes.

Exception: Ugly Ducklings!
People that used to be unattractive but suddenly developed into gorgeous people. Ugly ducklings that turn into 9's will be awkward around the opposite sex because they will not be used to dealing with so much attention from the opposite sex. It will not be uncommon for them to be surrounded by several people that desire them but that they misdiagnose as platonic friends.

Chance of Marriage: 90%
9's make excellent trophy spouses. They can also can double up as the super hot person who is married to what everybody agrees is a person below their level.

Chance of divorce: 70%
Once the novelty of their appearance fades they will be exposed as slightly bland.

Examples:
Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Vivica A Fox, Katie Holmes, Shemare Moore

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