The Universal Scale of Ugliness: "Pretty"

By Africanlegend
You are statistically speaking attractive to most people. 45% of people who look at you will find you very attractive, 35% moderately attractive. The rest would definitely sleep with you, but will acknowledge some fundamental flaw they cannot easily overlook. (i.e. you may have teeth like a horse see Julia Roberts). Enter the world of “special effects”. When referring to “special effects” I mean makeup, costume, lighting, sound, CGI, stunt doubles, explosions and other various image enhancing props. You must invest in a good wardrobe, good hygiene and never be caught off guard. Also take advantage of darkly lit areas they will make you look more attractive.

Most people will be pleasant to you but you are not attractive enough to act the fool. You need to be able to rub 2 to 3 brain cells together and maintain conversation for a reasonable amount of time. Your investment in a tangible personality is very important and will make you very pleasant, successful and desirable. When the opposite sex is intoxicated, depending on the levels, you may on a good day look “hot” (after a few beers) or even “Divine” (after a few kegs). In the case of the latter, that individual may have to be hospitalized.

Chance of being successful: 85%

Personality: Must necessarily be vibrant, interactive, thoughtful.

Chance of Marriage: 95 %

Chance of divorce: 45 %

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