Vocabulary "Coconut"

Also referred to as an “Oreo” or an “Uncle Tom” in some cases. A coconut is a name given to any black person who masquerades as a Caucasian. This may begin as a slight attraction to the Caucasian lifestyle, but eventually the psychosis becomes so deeply embedded that the coconut begins to believe they are actually white.

The coconut may decide various things like: not to date black people anymore, look down on black people or develop a broiling distaste for rap music. The coconut often experiences a mid life crisis when some cataclysmic event causes them to come face to face with their own blackness. Coconuts can be easily identified. Look for a group of Caucasians with a solitary black individual in the group. The coconut will often speak exactly like the Caucasians and wear a sweater. They may also often be found singing some classic Caucasian hits like, "pour some sugar on me" by Def Lepard.

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