“Million Mexican March” a success: Obama pressured to appoint Hispanic to Supreme Court.

AL | 3:47 PM |

The Historical “Million Mexican March” appears to have been resoundingly successful and Mexicans all over the country are basking in its triumph. The March got the attention of President Obama himself when the white house landscapers were a no show for the third straight day. Realizing the severity of the situation, President Obama moved quickly to usher Hispanic people back in the media lime light by approving the election of Judge Sonia Sotomayor to the US Supreme Court. Sotomayor became the first Mexican to serve on the court in the History of the US. This news sent a wave of joy throughout the Mexican community. All Mexicans whether originally from Puerto Rico, Cuba, Mexico, The Dominican Republic, Guatemala or Hawaii, rejoiced at hearing the news of her confirmation. The news was so profoundly moving that even Mexicans from as far off as India and Sri Lanka couldn't help but celebrate.


Africanlegend was fortunate enough to catch up with President Obama after his morning tanning session. “This was a matter that has haunted me for two days now. I spoke with Michelle and we both feel that we handled the situation prudently. We felt we needed to get the Hispanic community back in the media in a positive light. Their right to be discriminated against by bigoted news networks like FOX should be preserved like any other civil liberty,” said a very rushed Barack Obama as he headed for his tri-weekly Billy Blanks Tae Bo class.

The political pressure from the march was the key ingredient that put the Mexicans back in the media spotlight. This was quickly evident when Fox News correspondent Bill O'reilly and CNN's Lou Dobbs returned to their patented Mexican bashing. They appeared rusty but within twenty minutes of their respective shows programming lineup, Mexicans became the cause of every malady in the US including the housing crisis, the collapse of GM, and the failure of the relationship between Dr McDreamy and Addison in Greys Anatomy. Equality prevails and true justice is served now as all discriminatory issues have now started receiving fair and equal media coverage. Nevertheless this is a moral victory for all Mexicans.

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