Drunk Cooking Manual.

My friend posted this picture on Facebook. It reminded me of this one night my roomate, possessed by a raging drunken stupor, walked in, placed a pizza in the oven and proceeded to fall asleep for the rest of the night. By morning the house was filled with smoke and the pizza lay in the oven burnt to a crisp looking more like a car tire than a pizza.

SO IF YOU ARE DRUNK, OBSERVE THIS FLOW CHART BEFORE YOU ATTEMPT TO COOK AND TURN YOUR HOUSE INTO A BLAZING INFERNO!


By AL

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