The Sparkling Guide to Men: The Foreign Guy
"Spanish Guy = 100% effective"
By BabyJem.
Being 'the Foreign Guy' is a guise that works best to compliment another type of guy personality you may already have because ultimately it gives you the advantage of being noticeable and different. Your success depends largely on choosing the right country to be from; e.g. English guys are strangely successful in America, but are considered pathetically unsexy anywhere else in the world (Hugh Grant).
Becoming the foreign guy.
Genuinely be from another county, exaggerate your accent and claim to be royalty.
If you are not from another country, don't worry, you can become a "Foreign Guy by Visitation (FGV)," you simply have to....
Move to another country, spend 2-3 weeks there, learn some key phrases and buy a few items of clothing or generic artifacts. Then return to your home country claiming you have fallen in love with the country you visited and want to live there forever. Avoid choosing an obscure country nobody has heard of or a third world country plagued by pandemic disease or poverty. The Foreign Guy from a country recently plagued by the Ebola virus will not be sexy to the ladies.
"Same guy as above, but even in animation he is sexier than a local guy!"
Sparklingjem’s advice and tips
Types of girls this is best for.
Any local girls. The more ignorant of foreign affairs they are, the better (So an American women is ideal). Foreign girls are not allowed to go out with foreign guys as this is considered unfair.
Guys who suit this role.
Guys who are unsuccessful in their own countries.
Why he’s irresistible.
He is "sophisticated", unique and vulnerable. Even if he’s not showing it, he is probably missing home and we’d love to take away his pain.
What you should wear.
Clothes are relatively unimportant as foreign guys depend on their sexy, foreign accent for cultural identification. Besides, whatever you wear you can pretend it is the latest fashion in your country.
Where you should take her.
Somewhere sophisticated and cultured; preferably associated with your country. Anywhere you can claim reminds you of home, thereby reminding her of your carefully concealed loneliness.
Also read: TOP 5 FOREIGN MEN I'D LIKE TO GET NAUGHTY WITH.
OTHER TYPES OF MEN: Mr Romantic, The Free Spirit. The Rebel. The Witty/intelligent guy.
COMING SOON: The Nerd.
Category: Relationships
