Return of the Star Whackers! coming soon to a cinema near you.
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| Watch out behind you...they are coming... |
No celebrity is safe! This horror has claimed the lives of eight celebrities(pause) so far and ruined the lives of countless others.
Why has no one said anything about it before? (pause)Why won’t anyone do anything? (pause)
They don’t know(pause) it’s there.(pause)
This invisible force leaves no trace, is an expert in making death(pause) look like an accident and social destruction like a normal celebrity addiction(pause).
Your favourite celebrity could be next,(pause) no one is safe and only ONE man(pause) can save them.
(No wait... scrap that bit.)
and NO ONE can save them.(pause) They must flee to Canada(pause) or face the only fate WORSE(pause) than Canada...(long pause)...the STAR WHACKERS.
Based on a true story..."
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| It just doesn't look desperate enough for me, I feel she should have written it with red lipstick on a paper napkin to really get the "in mortal danger" feel. |
Randy Quaid (big brother of Dennis) has applied for refugee status on the grounds he is being pursued by “a monstrous ring of accountants, estate planners and lawyers who are mercilessly slandering me and trying to kill my career and, I believe, murder me.” Read the full story here.
Sounds like someone has been living in Tinsel town too long. What ever happened to "Sticks and stones..."
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