How Women Lock Down Men (Stage 3): The Honeymoon
By Africanlegend.
When you purchase something from the store, you have certain expectations. If I bought a box of 20 nails and opened it to find that it contained 20 assorted peanut butter M&&;M'S you'd return the box from whence it came and give the store hell about:
FALSE ADVERTISING
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The same can be said about the beginning stages of a relationship. The woman cannot simply unravel and turn into a She-devil the moment you get together because as with the box of nails, you can easily return her to the club or yoga class where you found her on similar charges of false advertising.
During the Best Buddy Stage the woman has worked tirelessly to present herself in a certain light. She has demonstrated through her actions that she likes you exactly as you are, she is super cool, loves to do everything and seems like one of those girls that can chill with the boys. This will continue for a small period of time after The Capture, before she eventually evokes Marshall Law and places the guy on Lock Down. More specifically, The woman will behave as advertised for a minimum of 3 months and a maximum of 6 months before the rapture begins, famine strikes the land, the seas turn to blood, and a plague of locusts descends down upon the relationship and devours the fun.
There are a lot of studies to suggest that Romance or "love" in relationship subsides after about 6 months. Whether or not this is true is another topic all together, it can just be observed in many cases that a short circuit occurs somewhere around the 6 month stage. It's as if the two people were in a warm tub of water gazing in each other's eyes, in a loving embrace then somebody burst into the bathroom and dropped a toaster in the bath tub.
In any event, the man will not forecast his own demise and why should he? He has no evidence anything will go awray. During The Honeymoon Stage the guy will still be allowed to do the following:
1. Have female friends who comment on his facebook wall.
2. Have "Boys Night Out".
3. Be facebook friends with people he has dated.
4. Have periods of time longer than an hour that are unaccounted for.
5. Coming home late.
6. Showing up late, not return calls or exhibit generally unreliable behaviour.
7. Reckless Behaviour (fighting, drinking and Driving etc...)
8. Have On-Demand, non commission based sexual activities with the woman.
The man is not sharp or alert enough to see what is coming ahead, he is being allowed to roam outside the confines of his cage before it is slammed shut and Stage 4 is initiated. The Behaviour Modification Stage.
COMING SOON: Stage 4: Behaviour Modification..
Category: Funny
