Drunk Man Urinates on 11 year old and Urine Bathing Employee fired in Austria.

AL | 4:29 PM |

What's up with all the Urine stories???


A man's actions were outta line, so to his urine. Mayhem erupted on a JetBlue flight from Portland to New York when a drunk man allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl. The youngster was traveling with her sister and father on the flight and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories. Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren, Vt., got up, stumbled and proceeded to begin to empty his bladder on the unsuspecting girl, witnesses report. Thankfully, the girl's father caught Vietze midstream and put an end to him making it rain on his daughter. The girl woke up to the raucous noise of her father attempting to assault Vietze amidst total cabin chaos. Vietze claims his actions were as a result of severe inebriation brought about by consuming 8 beverages even though he is underage and should never have been served alcohol in the first place. Vietze's leak earned him a court summons of federal charges of indecent exposure....

AND........ 
A famous Austrian museum fired Alfred Zoppelt, an employee of 23 years for washing his hands and face in his own urine. Zoppelt received notice of his termination which stated he was discharged because his golden showers, soiled his place of work and threatened the health of his co-workers. Zoppelt is a disciple of urine therapy which claims regular applications of urine on one's body can have both medical and cosmetic effects.

Notes :
Firstly, claiming you are drunk might be an excuse for taking an ugly person home "by accident" or falling asleep on the side walk but you surely can't take a tinkle on someone else and use it as an excuse. Baring that in mind, I will be very mindful of the weather forecast and the possibility scattered showers every time I have more than 8 drinks with anyone. As for Urine therapy, Do I care? No! You can go deep sea snorkeling in urine if you think it will get rid of your zits but don't invite me over for hand breaded fried chicken, in fact don't invite me over at all. More importantly, don't take the repercussions of you practices into a public place. Urine is bodily waste and contains various bacteria, some of which spread potential disease, this we know for a fact..


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