Stupid people that Need to Go: The Everyone Listen to my phone Conversation Jerk!
You had a rough night. Actually you had a great night but it resulted in a rough morning and you have a slight headache on your Friday morning commute. You enter the bus and begin your rocky ride. The bus makes it's first stop and on jumps some thugged out black dude who looks like a mixture between Souljaboy and Chris Brown. You think nothing of it except to notice that his pants are sagging so low the look like shackles. Suddenly, you hear a ring tone blasting at full volume:
"Grab your glocks when you see 2pac
Call the cops when you see 2pac, uh
Who shot me,
But your punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, I hit 'em up"
Call the cops when you see 2pac, uh
Who shot me,
But your punks didn't finish
Now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace
nigga, I hit 'em up"
The song makes the old white lady sitting next to you cringe and all the white guys starts lip-syncing to try to demonstrate to all the black people in the bus that they knows 2pac. It's the black dude's phone and he picks it up and answers. He proceeds to put it on speaker phone for the duration of his conversation, alternating between placing it his ear and shoving it in his mouth. Everybody gets to hear his online score on Madden, every "b@tch" he wants to hit up and how high he was last night. It continues for the duration of the bus ride, annoying the entire bus and exacerbating your slight headache. Since the speaker phone is on, you can hear both sides of the conversation and the language being used is the type that Jesus doesn't like.
F@ck this,
F@ck that,
That Mother F@ck#r told me this
N@gga this,
N@gga that....
B@tc#s be stressin a n@gga out
You actually begin to suspect that his friend's name might actually be Mother F@ck#r. By the time you get to work it feels as if there is a little man with a sledge hammer in your head smacking the inside of your forehead. You sit down and take a deep breath, appreciating the respite before you hear the phone in the office next door sound off followed by a man screaming at the top of his voice on his office speaker phone (equipped with wireless headphones that he NEVER uses) which provides HD stadium quality sound for the whole office to hear ....there will be no respite for you today......
Why this person needs to go
It is extremely inconsiderate to force upon others your dumb conversations. How can one be so egocentric that they think everybody else wants to hear their phone conversation? The truth is, you and your life aren't interesting enough for us to put our lives on hold to listen to it. There is no need to use a speaker phone in public, if it is too loud to talk on the phone then that is an good sign that you shouldn't be on phone in that location. If you can't hear from your phone's head piece without using the speaker phone function, then get a new phone because that phone does not fulfill the minimum requirements of phone.
Category: Funny
