Are you Drunk Enough? The Sign that Says it all!
You maybe out having fun, in fact having the time of your life but to the rest of the world your antics inspire disgust. Unknown to you, your current state is one that will bring shame upon you, your family and everyone that has been unfortunate enough to have been seen with you in public.....
BUT.....how would you know???
After all you are intoxicated, your perception of space-time is warped, very warped ~ That was not a woman you were dancing with. Rather than letting things get out of hand, why not adhere to a few simple guidelines that will objectively let you know if you should:
A) Stay and have another drink...
B) Go the F@ck home...
Courtesy of a promoter at CajunMikes that definitely needs a raise.....
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