Kim Kardashian's Marriage Lasts 72 days and My Solution to the Gay Marriage Plague.
"Gays should not be able to wed because it ruins the "sanctity of marriage" ~ Some Bigot.
In recent years it has become clear that heterosexuals are doing a perfectly capable job of bastardizing marriage themselves. Divorce rates that look like Basketball statistics and marriages that last as long as a man's erection would last if he looked at queen Victoria naked.
A mere 10 weeks after their lavish, made-for-TV wedding and less than a month after the wedding special aired, reality starlet Kim Kardashian is canceling her marriage to NBA player Kris Humphries. The “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” star filed for divorce Monday, citing irreconcilable differences. Kardashian explained that is was a very difficult decision that obviously took countless, countless hours to make. Kardashian had hoped the marriage would last forever and is sad that she marginally missed the mark. Humphries told celebrity news site TMZ he was “devastated” to learn his bride had filed for divorce and is “willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.”
Mentally ill people do irrational things and make no mistake, almost all reality "stars" are mentally ill. That's why we watch them. Their stupidity is an outlier and tends to deviate considerably from aggregate stupidity levels. Reality stars crave attention and we feed the beast with lamb chops. Getting married is probably pretty exciting, there is spine chilling anticipation of all great things that were told about it from an early age like the 30000 carat wedding and engagement rings, the streets paved with gold and the free unicorn but after the ceremony you have to actually be married.
I have an idea on how to settle the whole gay marriage thing once and for all.....
A Marriage Face off:
Give the gays unbridled access to the institution of marriage for a 5-10 year period. At the end of said time period, let us compare marriage statistics and see who is doing the institution more justice. The winners will be awarded the grand prize.....
"THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE......"
The winners get to persecute the other group all they want for a period equal to the period statistic were collected. The process can be repeated to infinity. After about 4 rounds, every prejudiced individual will probably die out and we wont have to make up silly solutions for silly problems. My solution is fair, if not genius. I'd run for president of the USA but I'm African.
