Man Spikes Female Co-Workers Yogurt with Bizarre, illegal Performance Enhancer!

"Procter and Gamble ~ What's in your Yogurt?"

 In Larksville, PA a Procter & Gamble employee decided to give two of his female co-workers the edge by repeatedly spiking their yogurt with an illegal performance enhancer. The high protein, enhancer is a compound naturally produced in the body, but is illegal to administer to any person without their express consent.

......The enhancer......SEMEN

Joseph Bartorillo, 60, on more than one occasion introduced his own semen into the yogurt containers of two female co-workers at the Procter & Gamble plant in Wyoming County, PA report the police and the FBI.

The contamination occurred over the last year in the lunchroom of the plant, but investigators say no Procter & Gamble products were affected and public health is not in danger ~ because a little bit of semen never hurt nobody.

Bartorillo, allegedly injected his own semen into the yogurt containers for an unknown reason and is now co-operating with police disseminating the details of his indiscretions. Needless to say, Bartorillo's tenure at the plant has been discontinued prematurely and he could face up to 10 years in prison when authorities figure out exactly what to charge him with. No matter the legal outcome of the case, it is expected that the two unidentified female co-workers will file a civil suit.

Police are not revealing how it became known that Bartorillo was spiking semen into the yogurt or how he was caught. However, police do say that all of the suspect yogurt containers have been collected for evidence.

Apparently, inseminating yogurt has become a little bit of a trend. Recently, a grocery store clerk in New Mexico, Anthony Garcia, 32, was indicted on federal charges for allegedly giving a female shopper a yogurt sample that was tainted with his semen, and then lying to federal agents about the revolting incident.

Anthony Garcia, The store clerk that tried to put a female customer on the Atkins Diet...

This is enough to put me off yogurt for a while and I can't begin to imagine how many such cases we may have missed over the years. Yikes? So.......for those of you that are getting inexplicably bigger, faster and stronger, please check your yogurt for "performance enhancers."

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