Wife Tries To Behead Sleeping Husband With Power Saw (Video)
A Washington woman is behind bars after allegedly attempting to behead her sleeping husband with a reciprocating(power) saw. Everett Police arrived on the scene and found blood on the carpet and walls with the soundtrack of a bloody man screaming, "it was you, it was you......You tried to cut my head off, you're going to jail," at his wife. The man sustained cuts to his neck, upper shoulder and other small preliminary injuries commonly associated with a beheading.
The victim's wife admits using the reciprocating saw but not to sacrifice her husband. The wife claims to have been attacking a phantom intruder who had apparently evaded their home Security , broken into their home and absconded through a window in one of the bedrooms ~ then tripped, fell and landed the saw on his neck? However, police say the window in that bedroom is outfitted with a child-lock (or in this case husband-trap) devise which keeps it from opening more than a few inches.
THE VIDEO REPORT.........(Not of the attempted beheading.)
This is precisely why I never recommend going to sleep with someone you have pissed off. You provide an easy, stationary target for them to strike. I have once woken up with a sizzling woman peering into my visage in the dead of night and I immediately left, no questions asked. As an unruly, bulky, muscular young boy I thought my size made me exempt from punishment at the hands of my smaller but infinitely smarter mother. Just like the American settlers chose night time to sack unsuspecting British troops, MamaLegend used the cover of night to launch well co-ordinated, precision attacks, counteracting my size and speed advantage. Doesn't matter who you are, everyone is completely vulnerable when they are sleep ~ except Jason Bourne and Spiderman.
As for the incident, I think it moves white women up the list of dangerous women to date. Latinas and Black women have already pounced at this article and responded by reminding men that they favor more reasonable revenge schemes like: keying cars, beatings, shredding clothing and public humiliation; all at no cost of life. They have also released a joint statement...."We told you white women are crazy...."
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