Hilarious Friendzone Comparison (Pic)

The friendzone may not make sense on the surface, but if you analyze it properly you will find there is a method to the madness. Female/female friendships have complicated dynamics. They tend to be in constant competition with one another and that potentially leads to drama. Some girls find this drama too much to bear and prefer to seek the company of guys. The guys are interesting to be around and make them feel good about themselves. So the guys have to admire them in some way, which more often that not means they like them.

Most dating experiences end, some worse than others and you end up with a shell of a relationship, if any at all. Statistically, a romantic relationship is likely to fail. So if a guy manages to connect with a woman very quickly, he will become indispensable to her as a companion. As a result, he will be friendzoned and she will be reluctant to change the nature of relationship into something that has a higher possibility of failing.

A jerk on the other hand, is highly dispensable, ironically this makes him more eligible for a romantic relationship. It's an investment in a stock with very little initial value, hoping that it will mature into something of high value. The woman hopes that eventually he will connect with her like the male friend that she friendzoned.

We know how the story ends....

The Jerk acts accordingly, the girl cries, the friend comforts her, she goes back to the jerk and the cycle repeats itself. In due time, she will realize that her system is fundamentally flawed. By that time the good guys, who she surrounded herself with but limited to friendship status only, will have been snatched up by other women with more common sense. Then she will claim there are no good men left in her town/city......

Begin Hallmark Music, tissues and crying....

Category: Funny