Stupid People that Need to Go: The Kid's Doll Said "Bitch" Crowd (video)!
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| Really guys? offended by baby gibberish now?? |
"How you doing bitch!"
You run to your neighbors and they confirm that they have also heard the foul mouthed toy but claim to have heard gangster babies say:
"I ain't got no m@therf#cking friends. That's why I f$ck@d your bitch"
You have small debate about it before running over to the Parkinsons house across the street who further confirm what you think but insist they heard something else. They heard the dolls say:
"Call the cops when you see 2pac, Who shot me, But your punks didn't finish now you 'bout to feel the wrath of a menace nigga, I hit 'em up."
Everybody in the neighborhood claims to have heard something different but you can all agree that what ever it is, it is bad and that you should all be collectively offended. After an emergency meeting, you all agree to disposes your children of their favorite news toys. Many children cried themselves to sleep that night.
Why these people need to go:
The dolls say whatever you want them to say, mainly because they aren't really saying much of anything other than a random combination of gibberish. I think it's wrong to take our perverse view of the world and pass it on to our kids. To a two year old, the dolls are just toys making baby sounds which most of them happen to find funny. Hearing profanity and finding negative patterns in random noise doesn't mean that you are being extra vigilant when it comes to your kids, it just points to a psychosis. Society has become so hypersensitive that now people think baby toys are spewing profanity. As for the media, you can't first report that people think toys are swearing and then ask people to listen and decide for themselves, you have contaminated your own experiment. People will be listening in for exactly what you told them to listen for, it just destroys the objectivity of the listener.
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Category: Funny
