High School Basketball player Justice Winslow's Monstrous Dunk on a White Guy gets him Ejected (video)!

AL | 7:35 AM |


The official story: 
After dunking on an opponent, sophomore Justice Winslow from St. John’s School was ejected for taunting his opponents twice. The sophomore received one technical foul for staring down one of his opponents immediately after the dunk and the second for a salute he made towards the opposing crowd shortly thereafter. These two gestures earned the starlet two technical fouls and ultimately an ejection.


My Story:
200+ pound high school sophomore Justice Winslow laid a devastating dunk on an opponent that sent tremors through the earth, frightening most of Japan. The referee, likely a father to the player who felt Winslow's crotch in his face, felt that the embarrassment endured by his son was excessive issued a technical foul under high school Basketball Rule 3B. Article VI which states that:

Should a black player unleash his full athletic ability on a player of Caucasian decent, he shall be administered a technical foul to mitigate any ensuing embarrassment.

The second technical foul was issued under an old Texan ordinance which calls for:

Punishment of any black individual who uses his blackness to intimidate or mock another person through use of his face or any gestures considered to be of negro origin. 




Comments:
Seriously though ~ I think High School kids should be prepared to function in the real world and not just be educated in a environment that simply has no application in real life. Let kids get embarrassed, let them deal with a little bit of adversity so they don't grow up to be huge pussies. In life when you are embarrassed or somebody makes fun of you, you be the better person, respond maturely and you take it with a grain of salt and move on. Nobody jumps in and calls a bunch of technical fouls to make your tormentors disappear.

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