Australia: Deadly Snake Bites British man in Testicles, friend Unwilling to Suck Venom Out!

Tasmanian Tiger Snaked milked for it's venom to make anti-venom.

A British man in Australia, conscious of the need to conserve water decided to relieve himself in the bushes. Scott Jackson, a musician, 29 years-of-age chose to crouch down as a woman would do, presumably to be less conspicuous. A nearby, deadly Tasmanian Tiger Snake to exception to this intrusion and bit the man as he emptied his bladder. Not blessed with a wide target area, the snake went for what little flesh it had in its sites. The snake bit the man in the land down under, with a direct hit on one of his testicles.

Conventionally, the immediate effects of a snake bite can be lessened by sucking the venom out of the bite area. Despite desperate pleas for assistance, Scot's friend Roddy Andrews refused to administer immediate medical assistance, blowing the job of maximizing his buddy's chances of survival. Andrew's chose to drive Jackson to a hospital 40 minutes away promptly.

Jackson explained.
“I went into the garden at four in the morning after a night in the pub to save flushing the toilet because water is precious in the outback..." 

“....Just as I finished and was about to tuck everything safely away, it bit me. I had my pants around my knees when I hobbled into Roddy’s bedroom. My heart was racing and I was hallucinating..."

“...Needless to say, Rod was not of a mind to suck out the poison.”

I hope I am never in a similar situation with a male friend because they will be dealt with in same manner. I will say a prayer for you, take you to hospital, notify your relatives and sit by your bedside till you recover ~ that's what friends do. In no way shape or form and under no conditions will I suck you balls, even in a life and death situation ~ it's gay.

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