Men vs Women Vol I: When a Man Hacks a Facebook Account vs Woman!

AL | 5:36 AM |


We've all seen this before. When a woman hijacks the Facebook account of one of her peers she will announce it gleefully and proclaim some uplifting, charming message about how she loves all her besties.

The female hacker will make a statement that has no chance of ending up in a cat fight, which leaves basically leaves awwwwwws, hearts <3 <3 <3 <3 and smiley faces - :-) :-) :-) :-).

The girl that left her Facebook on made a cute, honest, mistake and her friend will post a adoring message and do her favor by logging out on her behalf.

CONVERSELY.........

When dudes hijack a profile, all bets are off and the goal is to maximize the humiliation of the sorry sod unlucky enough to fail to log off his Facebook. It's a failure on his part and he must pay the consequences.

The male hacker will usually leave a message comprised of the few things most men fear like, sexual inadequacies - "Damn just couldn't get it up last night" or any comments that suggests that they may be a homosexual - " Hey guys, I really love penis."

The guy that left his Facebook on will have to find the source of the hack or change his password immediately as the attacker will not seize his onslaught while he has the opportunity to continue.

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