Vocabulary: "The Whitepology"
By Africanlegend
A Whitepology is the process by which a Caucasian excessively apologizes regardless of whether or not they are actually at fault. This phenomenon is most common in Caucasian women. The Whitepology is often directed towards other races and sees its root in a Caucasian's need to act in a socially acceptable manner at all times.
Examples:
[Girl receives a baseball bat to the face] "I'm so sorry, are you ok? Did you sprain your shoulder swinging? Did you hit me where you wanted to?
"You hit me when I was parked at a red light. But look, I totally apologize for providing you with the opportunity to hit something. Next time I'll be more considerate."
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