Stuff About......'UGLINESS'
The Universal Scale of Ugliness : Divine Beauty.
It is not often you see someone so stunning that they cause the very earth beneath your feet to give way, or so hideous that they scare even fear itself (Ugliness personified). Most of us fall within a spectrum which goes from the perfection of beauty itself, to the piercing monstrosity of absolute ugliness. The Diagram on the left shows the normal distribution of looks. This is a multiple part series in an examination of the very nature of true ugliness.
Divine:
This refers to absolute beauty. While this may be a state we all wish to reach, the best thing about this state is its name. You are actually too attractive to function effectively as a member of society. You will erroneously believe humans are fundamentally good, helpful and kind. When you go shopping the sales associates will fight to serve you. They will swarm over you like flies on a piece of dead meat, You will go to bars and absolutely nobody will hit on you! They will just gaze upon you. Why? It is because it will be the equivalent of meeting Jesus sitting in a bar (well he turned water into wine... so is this really THAT difficult to believe?). What I am trying to say is that people will treat you as if you gave your life to save humanity. Honestly speaking what do you even say to that? “Hi?.... Great job?....Did it hurt?” People will hang out with you hoping some of your beauty will rub off on them. You will only be able to date a divinely beautiful person of the opposite gender? The two of you will be very miserable.
Chance of Marriage: 98%
Chance of divorce: 105%
It is not often you see someone so stunning that they cause the very earth beneath your feet to give way, or so hideous that they scare even fear itself (Ugliness personified). Most of us fall within a spectrum which goes from the perfection of beauty itself, to the piercing monstrosity of absolute ugliness. The Diagram on the left shows the normal distribution of looks. This is a multiple part series in an examination of the very nature of true ugliness.
Divine:
This refers to absolute beauty. While this may be a state we all wish to reach, the best thing about this state is its name. You are actually too attractive to function effectively as a member of society. You will erroneously believe humans are fundamentally good, helpful and kind. When you go shopping the sales associates will fight to serve you. They will swarm over you like flies on a piece of dead meat, You will go to bars and absolutely nobody will hit on you! They will just gaze upon you. Why? It is because it will be the equivalent of meeting Jesus sitting in a bar (well he turned water into wine... so is this really THAT difficult to believe?). What I am trying to say is that people will treat you as if you gave your life to save humanity. Honestly speaking what do you even say to that? “Hi?.... Great job?....Did it hurt?” People will hang out with you hoping some of your beauty will rub off on them. You will only be able to date a divinely beautiful person of the opposite gender? The two of you will be very miserable.
Chance of Marriage: 98%
Chance of divorce: 105%
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