The Universal Scale of Ugliness: "Divine"

Divine:
This refers to absolute attractiveness. This may be a state we all wish to reach in theory. Practically speaking the best thing about this state is its name. You are actually too attractive to function effectively as a member of society. You may or may not have a decent personality but it is irrelevant since nobody genuinely communicates with you. You will erroneously believe humans are fundamentally good, helpful and kind. When you go shopping the sales associates will fight to serve you. They may often injure themselves in the process causing legal repercussions for the store. Consequently, you will be deemed high risk and be banned from major outlets and retail centers. You will be forced to do your shopping at K-Mart and other similarly obscure, desperate outlets.

You will go to bars and absolutely nobody will hit on you, yet at the end of the night you will be the cause of numerous bar fights. You will likely join a support group with other divinely beautiful people where you can share your experiences and seek comfort from others. People will hang out with you hoping some of your beauty will rub off on them. You will only be able to date a divinely beautiful person of the opposite gender. The two of you will be very miserable.

Social Impact: Detrimental, conflict causing, unsettling. People should avoid operating heavy machinery if you are around.

Personality: Indeterminate: Insufficient evidence.

Chance of Marriage: 98%

Chance of divorce: 105%

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