Vocabulary: "Man-struation"

This is a male bodily response to the female Menstrual Cycle. It developed over time as a result of natural selection. Males that talked too much, tried to act tough or tried to reason with women during the latter stages of their Menstrual Cycle slowly began to die out. Some were officially documented as deceased and others mysteriously disappeared while a small minority resurfaced years later unable to function effectively as males.

“Man-struation” begins shortly before the Menstrual Phase of the female Menstrual Cycle. It begins with the over-production of Serotonin hormone. This is to sedate the male should the female inevitably pick a nonsensical fight with him. It is designed to counteract the Testosterone he may produce in response to conflict and cause him to concede the dispute. In addition to that, signals from the Medula Oblongota cause a stiffening of the jaw muscles and this causes the male to speak less. The male also slips into Autopilot mode. This involves the shutting down of basic bodily functions to survive any onslaught of words from the female.

The male will also produce various hormones that will cause him to want to be more active, do sports, and hang out with his friends for greater periods of time. This is an abstinence based response of protection from the female. It is more affective than the aforementioned contraceptive based responses, which are often subject to human error.

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