The Sparkling guide to men: The Rebel
"This not is not recommended by Mummy!"
The rebel, the classic bad boy, the type your mother always warned you about. Brooding and dangerous, he cares for nothing. Therein lies his power. What woman can resist the challenge? Like a wounded, wild animal who must be tamed, he inspires in women the desire to save him from his lonely existence and take away his pain
Becoming the rebel.
The rebel is all about creating the image and beyond that it takes very little effort. There is no pressure to express interest in her or to try and keep her happy. All you need is a powerful motorbike, (preferably a Harley) with which you could potentially ride her off into the sunset and a black leather jacket. A little vulnerability will make her even more determined to save you. You can leave any time you like, you never said you would stay.
"Bad boy minus anything ACTUALLY dangerous - Still not recommended by mummy"
Sparklingjem’s advice and tips
Types of girls this is best for: Rebellious rich girls, hopeless romantics. Any woman really, since The Rebel appears to trigger some kind of genetically motivated attraction.
Guys who suit this role: Guys who want a girl to do all the work, guys who want to avoid emotional entanglements and guys who have gone to the gym, bulked up and can't think of anything to do with all the muscle.
Why he’s irresistible: He’s dangerous, unobtainable and your mother would never approve.
Attire: Leather and denim, all black, lots of piercings (extra strength deodorant is required.)
Where you should take her: Steak houses, out on the back of your motorbike or hunting for animals with a bow and arrow and a knife.
Important tips: Let her know from the outset you’re only in it for a bit of fun. She will not believe you. In fact she will remain convinced she is the only one who could ever break into that guarded heart of yours; right up until you ride off into the sunset with someone else. Very often she will then console herself with the belief that you left because you were too afraid of real love.
OTHER TYPES OF MEN: Mr Romantic, The Free Spirit.
COMING SOON: The Intelligent/witty guy.
Category: Relationships
