The Winter Olympics Conspiracy.

By Africanlegend

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The Lie: Currently the whole world is marveling as the Winter Olympics host the best talent in the world on it's icy stage.

This is the story the media might sell you, but the truth becomes evident when you watch a few events and notice a distinct lack of Melanin in all the participants.

The Truth: The winter Olympics are a replication of the summer Olympics. Originally created by white people so that they could win more gold medals. In order to win more medals, they would have to find a way to exclude black people who have dominated most dry land-based sports, and what better way to do so than require over 95% of all the events to have ice or water.

The Science
In the late 1840's, a Spanish scientist discovered that black people had an adverse reaction to water. He realized black skin absorbed large amounts of water causing black people to be 76% heavier than white people when submerged in water. If left in water for over an hour, a black person may absorb enough water to actually burst depending on the concentration of the water. If you find that hard to believe, you can reference the Kenyan swimmer that took part in the summer Olympics in 2000. It is 2010 and it is believed he is still yet to complete his 50 meter race (good luck brother!).

The Winter Olympics exclude black people and a majority of the Southern Hemisphere by default because we don't have any snow. With events like figure skating, nordic skiing, and luge it is hard to see any black man participating unless a series of unlikely events, in which Jesus himself must be involved, occurs. Of course I mean real black people and not Canadian black people who forfeited their blackness the moment they started playing Ice Hockey.

P.S Mentioning "Cool Runnings," the movie about the Jamaican bobsledding team, is a reference white people often cite as evidence of Black participation in ice-based sports burton snowboards. Much of that movie has been debunked and attributed to CGI that was way ahead of its time.

See any black skaters? let me know! LETS FIND THEM AND COMMEND THEM!

COOL RUNNINGS - I couldn't resist.

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