How to be a good girlfriend (Step 2): Get rid of his Single Friends!
By Sparklingjem.
By now you should have executed step 1 and enforced the removal of all other women from his life. Step 2 is an extremely delicate and crucial step. Single friends are a subversive influence, likely to:
A: Point out that you are being too controlling and encourage him to stand up for himself. This is obviously unacceptable.
B: Make him aware of the freedoms you are making him sacrifice for his own good.
How to get rid of them
First identify the ring leaders. They are likely to be the one or two guys who arrange the strip club excursions and poker nights and use their charisma to lure other men to follow them blindly. Once you know who these are, you can plot to bring them down. Until you do, you cannot move forward. The best way to do this, is to cause them to have a seemingly unjustified, vociferous outburst and speak out against you. You can do this by scheduling girly quality time (date night, shopping for pink curtains, watching Sandra Bullock movies) during classic man time. Do this every second week. Within 2 to 3.6 months the rogue single friend will get defensive and lash out.
For this to work, It is important to always appear friendly and welcoming to these friends in front of him. Make sure in all your encounters with him, you come across as the calm, reasonable and understanding one. The more reasonable and understanding you are, the more unmerited their uprising will seem when the time comes. Once you capitalize on their reactions. The rest will be easy.
Preventative care
Encourage friendships with other attached friends. Attached friends are safe, as they are being kept in line by their own girlfriends, who implement their own restrictions and guidelines. Keep a look out for badly managed relationships and take action quickly if you see they are slipping out of control because unhappy men tend to form small bands of militia and recruit happy men to do activities with them. This will be a problem for you down the line.
COMING SOON: STAGE 2: STOP HIM FROM DOING FUN THINGS
I'm Sprklingjem on Twitter :-)
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