How to be a good Girlfriend (Step 4): Cut down on Sex!
By Sparklingjem.
Sex is the most important part of a relationship. This is because he needs it more than you do and by moderating it you can manipulate the power scale in yor favor.
The Method
Lots of sex is essential at the beginning of the relationship because this is the stage where you are still reeling him in. But once you have him, it is best to cut down on sex gradually but drastically. This way you can use sex as a reward when he is behaving well and withhold it when you are unhappy with his conduct. Many credible scientific journals have sited "sex modulation" as the most effective way to train a man.
Notes
Never attempt this step until you have successfully implemented Step 1 by eliminating all his female friends. If you fail to do so, he may seek solace in the bosom of one of his sympathetic female friends and you will lose control. This may lead to you having to resort to pulling a ‘Jesse Woods’, where you are forced to beat him with a piece of sporting equipment to re-establish order.
Some of the more popular excuses to avoid having sex are:
~ I have a headache or [insert arbitrary minor illness that usually wouldn't stop you]
~ I just wanna spend time with the ladies..
~ We never talk...(or simply actually just start expressing your feelings, which are typically man repellent.)
~ I’m PMS-ing. (or simply PMS and be dramatic, that way he won't even come near you.)
~ I have to wake up early..
~ I’m not in the mood..
~ I think I am considering becoming a Nun..
Feel free to make up your own excuses. The more creative you are, the more fun it will be.
Tips to bear in mind, cut down gradually, never leave it too long and make it really good when you give it.
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