When to call a girl back: Dating reform bill
Motion 2: To amend the prevailing phone call rules in the Dating Game.
Current Law:
Men should wait 2 days before calling a woman after obtaining her number to avoid looking desperate and he must not wait longer than 3 days or the girl will lose interest. In addition to that, a man must not leave a voice mail on his first phone call and if the man does not reach the woman for any particular reason, he must not attempt to call back the very same day or even the next. He must wait 1-2 days to try again.
As pertains to women, they must not return missed phone calls or voicemails hastily or they will come across as desperate. They should wait an arbitrary amount of time of their choosing.
Comment:
Any girl who subscribes to these rules is clearly an idiot. Why would your pre-qualifier be based on a set of rules one can easily find on google by typing "when to call a girl". Secondly, you were never really interested if you magically lost interest on the 12th hour of the second day. That's not how being interested works in kindergarten and since the dating game is based on mimicking kindergarten behavior patterns, we can assume the same rules apply.
When a guy gives you a call, it is not a reflection of his character or substance. It is merely a sign of his desperation. However, desperation is a relative and useless term. If you meet someone you like, you are automatically desperate. Just because you know the rules and manage to mask it doesn't make you any less desperate and any better of a man.
The Amendment (Passed on Twitter Week 17 April 2010)
Amendment I. Upon obtaining a girls number, she has made the commitment to pick up or return a call but not necessarily to agree to a date. Therefore, it shall not matter when a guy calls a girl back so long as it is within a reasonable time period. This shall be anytime from the next day to couple of days after. Apply reason. If you wait 3 years to call back, the women is entitled to pepper spray you in the face for your stupidity the next time she encounters you.
Amendment II. If a man cannot reach a woman, he shall leave a voice mail like a reasonable adult to which she should respond as soon as she finds a convenient time to do so.
Amendment III. Any persons subscribing to the previous law shall be deemed felony category idiots; a crime punishable by social exile, a fine of up to $350 000 or imprisonment with very dangerous black people.
HOWEVER...if you leave a voice mail PLEASE do NOT make it like this one!!! If you haven't heard THE DOUCHIEST PHONE CALL IN HISTORY...now is your chance LMAO!
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