Racist cook book causes OUTRAGE!

AL | 12:49 PM |

An Australian cookbook, "The Pasta Bible", was recalled recently when one recipe called for "salt and freshly ground black people," (READ ARTICLE)


In Australia and the rest of the world it was deemed an "embarrassing typing error"...

However, in the US, there was a mixed but predictable response...

Black people.
~ Black people probably didn't hear about it but since white people are involved, by default we can safely assume they are currently angry and would be angry in the event that they did hear about it.

Laquisha Jackson: I don't know what happened but you know white people. I don't trust em. And where is the white nigga that wrote the book? Imma break my foot in ass soo bad he's gonna [censored]...

Southern white people.
~ Southern bible belt confederates saw nothing wrong with the cook book, saying that the only problem was that the recipe "salt and freshly ground black people," was in fact very unimaginative.

Bubba "Jeep" Foxworthy: I don't see what the problem is? I wouldn't even buy that book. Ours have better recipes like "Lazy Negro Soup," "The Hang that Negro Sandwich, (with cheese)" and my personal favorite the "Go back to Africa Steak, with a boat load of caramelized onions" 

Progressive white people.
~ Progressive white people, the self proclaimed protectors of black people and holders of the magic crystal of morality were the most offended by it. Even more so than black people.

Sarah Smith: I am shocked and appalled by this. This is an outrage! What do you think the great black revolutionaries like Martin X and Malcom Luther King would say? This is terrible! I am going to invite my one black friend over for dinner so we can discuss this and I'll even let him in this time. 

Mexicans.
~ Mexicans were too hard at work to make a comment...

Asians.
~ Asians sided blindly with ALL white people because they adore them SOOOO much!

NB: Apologies to any racial groups I omitted...you are probably just not a funny bunch..

By Africanlegend.

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