Getting rid of "Game”: Dating Reform Bill:

By Remy.

Game (n)- lines, moves or stunts used to lure the opposite sex into bed; a measure of smoothness with the opposite sex.

Current State of Affairs
Too many people think they’ve got the best “Game”. They walk the walk, and talk the talk, somehow convincing people that they are charming, bright, funny, tall or black. The truth is, having “game” is only important to those that have nothing to offer (other than maybe VD or Syphilis). “Game” serves as a cloak to hide the fact that they are generally boring people.

In Wiley Coyote's attempt to catch Roadrunner, he cooks up one cunning plan after another to fool Roadrunner. Let this devious schemer's resume of epic failure serve as a model to us all. Just like all the Acme products, eventually your “game” will backfire and explode in your face, or you will experience a confused sensation before spiralling downward off a sharp cliff edge into the gorges of failure.


We’ve all been trapped by “Game” at least once. You start telling your friends about this amazing person you met only to find out their "Bentley" is actually the Chinese replica, the "Bent-Lee-Dong X3", their Armenian accent is fake and sadly "The penthouse" is code for mom’s basement.

Over time, you become jaded and assume anyone that approaches you has some “get laid quick” scheme. You vow to never be a victim of “game” ever again. Then one day, your genetic imperative to find a mate kicks that idea in the ball,s and you find yourself writing inflated, delusional profiles of a person who vaguely resembles you on e-Harmony.com. This pathetic fate is all caused by “Game”, the leading cause of poor dating habits and practices, which must be eliminated!

Reform
BE MORE INTERESTING! More importantly, keep it real and be yourself. Pick up lines only work on TV and on idiots, so don’t bother thinking up clever one liners to attract attention. If you’re witty, you don’t need to be cheesy. If you’re charming, you don’t need to be flashy. Someone might actually like you for who you are. All the effort that goes into “game” is better served being honest about who you are and who you aren’t.

Notes: Beware of faux hawks, tight v-neck shirts, trucker hats, lower back tattoos, aqua pants, Uggz, and anything Ed Hardy. Not only are they attempts by the unimaginative to be interesting, they also serve as the common beacons of unimaginative people.

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