How Much is she REALLY into you?

By Africanlegend.

DOES SHE LIKE ME?

If you are a male, you are likely sitting there contemplating this question and wasting your time trying to make sense of reality and logically piecing things together. I have done the liberty of providing you with a chart to help clarify the fact that in this realm nothing makes sense and you are wasting your time trying rationalizing things out.

Also see: 10 signs she is JUST not into you




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LA PASION:
At this level, all she needs is to be detached from her natural surroundings and she will realize she is in love with you, e.g a boat cruise across the Mediterranean. When she finally comes out and admits to liking you, NO ONE will be surprised. 

SEXUAL TENSION BOOTCAMP:
This might be a little dangerous for a male. She might devolve to a pre-school level crush mode and kick, punch and scream at you all day. Beware, her aggressive flirtation style may cause you public humiliation.

FRIEND ZONE:
Since you have made the mistake of being the one guy in the world she can rely on, she will never promote you beyond this point. You will live a life of misery and be assigned tasks like rescuing her stupid cat off the roof and changing the flat tire that she got on the way back from seeing the dude she’s interested in.

ABITRARY DISLIKE:
She actually doesn’t dislike you per se. You just did something that rubbed her the wrong way. She can still be reasoned with if you meet her again. She will probably complain to someone else so that they come to you and tell you that you were a Dbag to her when you first met.

HATE:
At this point, she has little desire to hang out with you and may resort to a restraining order or have one of her big black friends jump you in the street. She may also hate you because you didn’t live up to the great expectations she had for you.

Category: Relationships