The Mexican Taco Trap recipe: A Solution to Arizona's Immigration Crisis.

By Africanlegend
Since Arizona is coming up with excellent solutions to their immigration problems like the SB1070 law, I thought I might add my own input. Only Mexicans are involved in this idea, so according to Arizona law, no human rights will be violated.

You will need:
5 lbs. beef chuck, cut into 4" strips
Salsa
Guacamole
1 tsp. bay leaves
1/2 lb. sliced yellow onion
2 lbs. diced tomato
1 tsp. black pepper
Green chillies
2x4 piece of wood
A Box
Tape
Tranquilizer gun

Place meat into a medium sized pot. Add garlic, bay leaf and enough water to cover the meat and bring to a boil. When the meat is cooked, drain all the liquid and break up the meat with a bean masher. Using a rice strainer, deep fry shredded beef for approximately 30 seconds. Saute the garlic and onion with the butter in a saute pan. Add beef, tomato, chili and spices. Continue to simmer until most of the moisture cooks off and the contents are very dry. Use Salsa and Guacamole as desired. Place the contents in a hard shell taco.

NB: Taco may be substituted with a Burrito, an Enchilada, Carne Asada or any other food that Mexicans find irresistible.

Next, find a field. It should be wide open enough so that if the Mexican escapes you can still disable them by firing a tranquilizer dart. Place the box at an angle off the ground, suspended by the 2X4 piece of wood. Place the taco under the box. Wait 2-3 hours or until a Mexican has been apprehended. Use the tape to gag the Mexican's mouth so he can't yell out some Mexican war cry and call his friends for help. (See image above for details).

Notes
Be careful, Portuguese people tend to confuse themselves with Mexicans. If you catch a Portuguese person please promptly and respectfully return them to the wild (Inman Square or East Cambridge, Massachusetts) immediately. In addition to that, you may also catch a few suburban white people who took a wrong turn on their way to Taco Bell.

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