Orgasm Coupon for the revolutionary G-shot!
SUBURBAN WOMEN…..
Fed up with your lame Husband? Tired of a Boring, decrepit Sex life?
Had it with BLACK MEN stealing your precious white daughters with their sexual prowess?
YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ANSWERED!!! INTRODUCING……..
THE G-SHOT!
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The G-shot is a revolutionary new treatment that increases sensitivity during sex through a special injection on the area inside front wall of the vagina, known as The G spot.
Don’t ask your husband about it? He has NO idea where it is!
Studies show that up to 87% of women who received the G-shot reported an improvement in their sex life. The other 13% were scientifically proven to be boring and terrible in bed.
The G-shot is the only FDA approved treatment proven to reduce the risk of spreading JUNGLE FEVER! But remember, there is no cure for JUNGLE FEVER. Even with treatment, it is possible to spread JUNGLE FEVER.
To avoid potentially serious complications, tell your doctor if you have been with a black man recently, are Asian, nursing, pregnant or take nitrates for chest pains.
HOW MUCH WILL ALL THIS COST? $2000? $1200?
GUESS AGAIN!
USE this COUPON and get your first G-shot for free and 15% off your next 3.
BUT WAIT!
If you call now, we’ll even throw in a FREE Billy Joel CD, proven to counteract the deadly effects of Hip-Hop on your white children. Guaranteed to have them SQUARE DANCING and not doing THE STANKEY LEG in as little as 2 weeks.
GET YOUR G-SHOT NOW!!!!!
NB: Yes this is real (READ ARTICLE). I’m glad medicine is solving our REAL problems. I mean why bother with Cancer, AIDS or even with the common cold when you can’t get jiggy.
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