Stupid People That Need to GO: The OCD ChicK
By Sparklingjem (based on the original idea by Musty)
I would have OCD but the letters aren’t in alphabetical order
Suddenly, you stop and do a double take because you see this chick arranging all her colored pencils in the correct order. While you are standing there wondering why she even has colored pencils, she looks up and catches you staring. Now she’s looking at you like you’re crazy. You smile weakly, while trying to find something to say. “Um, you’re really neat” you mutter eventually, to which she replies smugly, “Yeah I know right, I have OCD”
Why this person has got to go
You don't have OCD!! You are just an annoying ass. People with OCD are compelled to wash their hands until they're raw and bleeding, have to count things in multiples of fifty-four or can’t leave a room before they have circled it three times hopping on their left foot. Just because you like to color things and organize your pencils neatly does not mean you suffer from OCD. You’re just a neat freak. What you are really doing in this case is procrastinating instead of doing real work and expecting sympathy for it. Shame on you!
How to deal with this person
You should counteract their claim immediately with another overly used disorder. The conversation should now go something like this.
You: Um, you’re really neat.
The Irritant: I have OCD.
You: Oh you’re so lucky, I have ADD. I couldn’t focus on a pencil long enough to straighten it. You OCD people have it SO easy!
Other stupid people that need to go
“My boyfriend is like Jesus but twice as good” chick.
”You don't know what you are missing” guy.
”I don't listen to mainstream music” guy.
The “F My life” Chick
Veggie Girl
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