Robert Green’s World Cup 2010 Blunder explained in Dating Terms…
By Africanlegend
England Goalkeeper Robert Green, handed the USA a tie in their game against England at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, with a horrendous and highly entertaining blunder. What would be the equivalent of this humiliating moment in the dating world?
What happened?
Robert Green had an easy save to make. A ball was struck directly at him with no power. Even my little, degenerate sister Mama13 would have easily saved it. Mysteriously, he managed to screw it up and he ended up watching the ball trickle hopelessly into the back of the net.
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Agonizingly watching Megan Fox, Beyonce and the rest of the girls drive away!The Dating World Equivalent of this embarrassing moment……
You are on a date with Megan Fox, You rocked and she has just told you she’d gladly go home with you. Beyonce overhears your conversations, walks over and asks if she can join you. Of course you agree. Your place is within walking distance, in fact it is next door. There is surely no way you can blow this.
[Scrap that]…..
Beyonce and Megan Fox are naked in a room with you. You are so happy, you tweet about your situation. Angelina Jolie, Penelope Cruz and Marisol Nichols see your tweet in their timeline and also decide to show up naked.
Then Beyonce cracks a joke and you begin to laugh. The joke is so funny that eventually you laugh so hard that a trickle of urine pours out and stains your light brown pants. You try to salvage the situation by knocking over a bottle of wine on your pants. It looks like you might have escaped this embarrassment. Megan Fox believes you, but that’s just because she is the most retarded of the lot. The rest of the ladies are skeptical.
After a few minutes, they all come around and surely your dream will come true and you will be known world wide. You can see the promised land.
Then out of the blue, your phone rings. It is your ex-girlfriend who dumped you 9 months ago and decided not to ever speak to you again. She tells you for the first time that she is pregnant and about to deliver your child and you need to rush over immediately. You explain this to the ladies and have to watch agonizingly as they all walk out of the door, get into a car and drive away down a very long street into the bitter horizon.
You are left deflated and lonely. Your phone rings again and you realize you have a child and this will remind you of the day you blew it for the rest of your life.
YEAH IT SUCKED THAT BAD!!!!
After the event, at home with your laptop and a tube of Vaseline
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