How Nature Protects Men from Women: Manstruation.

By Africanlegend.

Manstruation adj - A bodily response that occurs in males during certain periods of the female Menstrual Cycle with the purpose of protecting him for saying or doing anything that may result in death or serious injury.

Manstruation begins 5-11 days before the Menstrual Phase of the female Menstrual Cycle with the evolutionary purpose of maximizing the male's chances of survival during this dangerous time of the month. During Manstruation, high levels of Serotonin are produced which help sedate a man. The sedation reduces testosterone levels thus making a man more likely to concede in a dispute and be excessively compliant and agreeable, a state scientific experts refer to as whipped.

Furthemore, signals from the Medula Oblongata cause a stiffening of the jaw muscles causing men to speak less and slip into Autopilot mode. Autopilot is a condition whereby a man shuts down his basic cognitive functions and slips into a Zombie like state where all he does is agree with women and appear fully supportive and understanding.

A manstruating male will also produce various hormones that will cause him to want to be more active, do sports, and hang out with his friends for longer periods of time and consume excessive amounts of drugs and alcohol. This is an abstinence based protection from PMSing females which involves avoiding them all together. As they say ~ Abstinence is a better cure

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