How to Win Arguments with Women (Tip 7): Use a Puppy!
By Africanlegend
I was at the fields playing soccer on Sunday, when suddenly I saw every woman in the vicinity begin to gravitate towards a focal point. Apparently, some douchebag decided to bring every woman's kryptonite to the field ~ a puppy. I call him a douchebag simply because I am currently unable to produce a puppy myself or else I'd definitely do the same.
If you want to win any argument with a woman, a good way to do so is to produce a puppy. No matter what a woman's demeanor is, she can be beaten into emotional submission with repeated blows of cuteness.
What a puppy does is it activate the maternal instincts within every woman and temporarily produces a hormonal response that causes them to involuntarily say "Awwwwwwww......" and feel compelled to pick up and hold the puppy. During this moment of weakness, a woman will become very agreeable and too distracted to continue any type of sustained argument.
Example:
Man: Hey, sorry I didn't show up to your birthday party. I was with your best friend Kim, alone in her room chilling, naked.
Woman: WHAT!! YOU WERE WITH THAT SKANK??? I CAN'T BELIEVE...
(Man produces cute puppy....)
Woman: Awwwwwww isn't he cute? How old is he? OMG let me pick him up.....
Man: Sorry...
Woman: Oh don't worry about it, there is always next year.....(to dog) awwwww come here you cute little thing.
Trust me, it works, even in extreme cases. Try burning down your girlfriend's house and then promptly presenting her with a puppy. This will basically be what will happen in the eyes of a woman:
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Category: Funny
