6 Sneaky Ways Women Win Arguments with Men!

By Africanlegend.
1. Endurance

Victory comes to she that argues longest!

There is a point in an argument where it has gone on so long that a guy decides that it isn't worth winning anymore. The same cannot be said of women. Think of men as sprinters and women as Kenyan marathon runners when it comes to arguing. What often happens is that women will begin an argument and wait for the man to quickly expend his energy and then wear him down by continuing the argument much longer than it needs go on. Women are capable of doing this because they do not restrict themselves to the topic of the argument. Anything is fair game, meaning that theoretically they could continue an argument indefinitely. The outcome is that the guy will simply break down eventually discontinue responding, choosing rather to let her have what she wants.

2. The Drama Queen role reversal Maneuver.
If you look like you have lost control and abandoned logic, it's generally accepted that you have lost the argument. A tactic women use is to drive a man insane on purpose then call him out for it. Generally, a woman will do this by acting crazy herself or bringing up embarrassing topics that the man he has previously requested she never bring up again e.g reminding him that he couldn't get it up last night in an argument about emptying trash. When the guy inevitably cracks and throws a tantrum, she miraculously snaps back into a completely reasonable, calm person and then chastises him for overreacting and behaving like a drama queen.
 
3. The Oppressed Woman Argument
When a woman is hopelessly losing an argument, she will often resort to an argument to which you can not offer a rebuttal without looking like a total jerk. The historical persecution of women is one topic that works effectively. When a woman realizes she is losing an argument suddenly she may make reference to the fact that your are only saying or doing the things you are doing because she is a woman. Then she will tie in the fact that men have oppressed women for centuries. In this case, it may prove challenging to counter her statements without sounding like a misogynist or trivializing the female struggle.

NB: If you are black, Jewish or part of an officially designated "oppressed people", you can site an appropriate suffering from the past like slavery or The Holocaust and accuse her of treating you the way she is because of that. This will neutralize the Oppressed Woman Argument.


4. The Ambush.
Women have realized an easy way they can win an argument is to start it when a guy is completely off guard. They will bring up a very serious conversation at the moment when you are least preprepared to have it.

For example.......

When you just wake up.
When you are just about to pass out.
When you just walk in the door.
When SHE just walks into the door.
When you are watching sports or TV.
Right after you mention that you are really tired and require sleep.
When you are experiencing any degree of joy or happiness.

....are all times you least expect to argue with someone. These are moments where it would take considerable time for someone to gather their thoughts. The outcome is that more likely than not the man will seem like a liar or will have no counter points simply because he is still in shock that he is even having the current conversation. A shock similar to the proverbial couple of seconds you'd take to figure out what was happening if someone poured a bucket of ice cold water on you while you were asleep in the middle of the night.

5. Crying
Crying is socialized out guys at a very young age and consequently, they have no grasp of what the process of crying entails if it is not as a result of  physical or emotional pain. For a woman, crying is can an arbitrary response to anything that stirs and emotion in her. Cute animals, Hallmark movies, bunny rabbits and glitter are all things that can cause a woman to cry? In fact, women have the ability, on occasion, to start crying for absolutely no reason.  In short, to win an argument a woman can just begin crying and most men will have no idea how to handle it. They will become frozen to the spot like a naked Greek statue wondering “wtf” just happened.

6. The Score Card.
Just because she has forgiven you, does not mean whatever you said or did will not be used against you in the “Female Court of Law.” You may have stared down the bosom of a fine lass or flirted with a barmaid. She caught you and got upset. You apologized. She forgave you and now you think it’s over right? WRONG! She has simply put it on a laundry list of things that she will save it for use at a later date. Just when you think you are winning an argument, she will unleash it and crush you like a cockroach.

Category: Funny