How Women Lock Down Men (Stage 6):The Escape!

By Africanlegend
A wild animal in captivity will spend the duration of it's time waiting for the moment to turn on it's owner and escape back into the wilderness from whence it came. This is not because the animal has no attachment to it's owner, but because it's true nature is something that can never be totally eradicated, only suppressed. This is will essentially create a ticking time bomb and the optimum situation for an explosive back lash.

Something like THIS!

 .....THE ESCAPE! 
The man will not necessarily leave the woman, but he will just become extremely insubordinate and impossible to control. He will grow a resentment for relationship building activities because he has been doing them for months on end and he is simply tired of it.

The guy will seek out his old friends who will be very excited at the prospect of his return. However, believing that it will be another 4-8 months before they hang out with him again, the festivities will be way over the top. They will drink and party as if the rapture was happening tomorrow. Such gatherings may happen for a week or two but very soon his old friends will realize there is something very different about him.

What's different??

The Locked Down man will have lost all his social skills. Just like a captive Lion released into the wild will lack the skills to survive and will ultimately starve to death, the self-emancipated man will also be devoured by a world he has forgotten how to live in. He will have forgotten simple things like holding his liquor or how to talk to a woman (on a platonic level) and he will begin to feel disoriented without his owner. It will be a strange sensation for him to do something without prompting from the crack of the p@ssy whip.

If the Lock Down process was enforced well, the man will have lost most of his ability to operate socially without the woman being present. He may be reduced to pretending to have fun while secretly texting his owner or nipping away to call her. Although his social skills will come back in time, he will not stay in the wild long enough for that to happen. He will wonder aimlessly about for a brief period and then be overwhelmed by his social ineptitude, causing him to eventually cower back into the very cage he escaped from. The cage will have become his reality. This cycle may repeat itself over and over again. Eventually, his keeper will not even need to shut the cage anymore because in his mind it will not be worth leaving, he will be too afraid. At this stage he has been fully whipped, he is a battered man. He is now ready to consider the extreme idea that he never thought he'd ever consider......like marriage.


READ the stages you've missed....
Stage 1: The Best Buddy.
Stage 2: The Capture.
Stage 3: The Honey Moon
Stage 4: Behavior Modification
Stage 6: The Escape.

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