The 10 point Scale of Beauty: A perfect 10 (Divine)!

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Megan Fox back when she was attractive enough to get away with anything. With her looks ever fading, we now hear of reports of how much of a pain in the a@s she is to work with.
Beauty is commonly evaluated on a scale from 1 to 10. The Diagram below shows the normal distribution of looks from the very divine to the very hideous. This is a multiple part series defining each level.

A 10: Divine.
This is a surreal kind of beauty, the person looks naturally photo shopped. An actual 10 doesn't exist, nobody is perfect. They are only 8.5's and 9's that are subjectively eligible to be bumped up depending on many factors. A 10 likely to have a very shallow, superficial personality and will very likely be an asshole. Why? Because they can! 10s can be mean-spirited and self-centered and still get exactly what they want because they are idolized and always given attention from people.

A 10 will also very likely have a false perception of how the life works. They will believe that life is easy and turn a blind eye to the hoards off less attractive people around them as the world kids dust into their faces. 10's will reap the benefits of great social acceptance and will be able to achieve more so long as they can maintain their beauty.

The problem is physical attributes fade. When this happens, suddenly the world will not as friendly as it once was. Where they were once attractive, tolerable assholes, they will now just simply be a regulation assholes sans the privilege of behaving badly and getting away with it. They will spend the rest of their lives trying to recover the glory of the good old days, eventually realizing that they have to be nicer and treat people better if they intend on achieving anything. A has-been 10 may resort resorts to radical measures to reclaim their good looks like multiple cosmetic surgeries but usually once you've lost the spark it's gone.

Example of this: The formerly hot chick from High School.

The super hot girl from high school that used to treat everyone like crap back in the day. Now she is a has-been. Plump,attractive, unwanted and unloved. Ironically, she is more likable this way but people always chuckle tell tall of how the used to be so hot.

Exception: Ugly Ducklings!
People that used to be unattractive but suddenly developed into gorgeous people. Since they once had to work for social acceptance, they will be part of the rare breed of super attractive people that are actually nice. They are likely to be corrupted once they realize their new found super power.

Chance of Marriage: 98% 
98% while they are still in prime condition.

Chance of divorce: 105%

Inevitably, once their looks fade they will not have much of a personality to fall back on.

Examples: Megan Fox, Kim Kardashian et al!


COMING SOON: A 9 (Sex Pot)

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