This Week in Totally Ridiculous Search Engine Queries (Vol 1)
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1. "Using race card to get dates"
Great of you to mention this. I always use the race card to get dates. It is a smart way to guilt people into dating you. I do it all the time. I tell white girls that they'd never date a black dude because of their attitude to black people that subliminally developed over the years as a result of slavery. When they deny it, I ask them to prove me wrong over a cup of coffee. Basically, after you mention the word "slavery" they become overcome with guilt to the point where they will do anything. I also use this method to get white people to clean my house, wash my car and do my laundry. It works!
2. "Part of Africa with white people"
I can speak with great expertise on this matter since I lived in Africa for a long time. I can in fact confirm that there are plenty of white people in Africa. They tend to inhabit either dirt poor, war torn areas where they build hospital and schools or in the wealthier areas, in gated communities where they can avoid black people i.e crime and AIDS. The best places to find them would be more stable countries like Botswana, South Africa and Namibia or in obscure countries like Central African Republic or Djibouti but anywhere where there is a civil war is a good bet. Either way I can confirm they are there and flourishing!
3. "Marrying a flirty girl"
If she is flirting with you that can be fun, kinky and sexy. If she is flirting with everyone else but you, you might consider signing a prenuptial agreement. If you are already married and she is still flirting that is unacceptable. Times have changed and sadly we can't tie women up and forcibly stop them from going outside so one must be a little bit more sophisticated. Buy her an ankle monitor bracelet, similar to those they place on sex offenders and make up a romantic reason for getting it. Modify the bracelet so that it administers a small shock every time she gets within 2 feet of another man. In about 3 months remove the bracelet and your problem should be solved by way of the "Pavlov's Dog" effect.
4. "If a guy calls out a girls name from inside a car is he into you?"
That all depends on the situation. If you don't actually know the guy, it's very possible that you may end up the subject of a murder investigation. If you do know him, he could be into you but he has chosen a really weird way to express his feelings for you. It's far more sensible for him to get out of the vehicle and have a more meaningful conversation with you. Also, where were you standing? If you were on the road there is a good chance he is trying to warn you that you are about to get hit by a car or run over by truck. So again, the nature of the situation is key.
I am sure lesbians can have fingernails of varying lengths, depending on their individual tastes. The feminine ones tend to have shorter nails to facilitate their more gentle nature. The butch, male-like lesbians may keep choose to keep longer nails to enable to ward off men by furiously scratching and hissing at them. In any case, don't be surprised to find lesbians with long nails. They exist!
6. "Seductive women that men give presents" (Unknown Article?)
Stuff-about.com is a family friendly, SFW website and we don't provide escort services or message parlors with benefit etc. There are plenty of other websites that can assist you in this endeavor. They can make available to you all the women you can possible imagine that will be seductive and provide you with any "presents" you may desire.
7. "premature ejaculation "powered by blogger" (Article unknown and didn't bother to try to find it)
Just to clarify, you want to be bad in bed? I have no idea how to advise you on that........wink wink. Hear that ladies?
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