NSFGF: Not Safe for Girlfriends
NSFGF is a tag denoted to any material or conversation generally inappropriate for any environment containing a girlfriend or female significant other. The term applies to any topic males discuss verbally or electronically that will invariably make a woman upset and ultimately result in potentially epic drama.
NSFGF Topics include:
Previous girlfriends.
Any girl that isn't them.
Fun that occurred in their absence.
Talk of trips with other people to places that the girl has never been to.
Inside jokes the girl does not understand.
General, disgusting Boy talk.
Conversations about people she doesn't like.
If caught discussing NSFGF material the consequences can be explosive. In the event that guys are caught having NSFGF conversations, they will try to cover it up by pretending they were discussing a more kosher topic. A topic that will be so boring to the intruder that they will have no choice but to leave, allowing the guys to continue their discourse.
FOR EXAMPLE: Consider two men discussing the picture below and a female significant other walking in.
Guy 2: Yeah man, look at that body. I just wanna rip her clothes off and....
Guy 1: INCOMING...
GF: What are you guys looking at??
Guy 1: Eh hi honey...you look great today...
Guy 2: Weeeeeee were just discussing...Fighter Jets! Do you think The Russian Mig Fighters were superior to the F series US made fighter jets?
GF: Geez, I have no idea about that! I'll just leave you boys to discuss your silly toys.
Guy 1: That was close...good call! Personally, I didn't even notice there was a fighter jet behind there hahahahah!!
Boys will be boys I guess...
Category: Funny, Lists, Relationships
