Top 50 excuses to give if you are caught Sleeping at Work (Part 2)!
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| I was just making sure the people that installed the toilet didn't rip us off! |
23. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
22. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper"
21. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
20. "You didn't knock first! Usually that wakes me up!"
19. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"
18. "I was cross-training for telecommuting."
17. "In observance of my religion I have to take a nap everyday at this time facing East?"
16. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
15. "The coffee machine is broken...."
14. "I was hypnotized by my screen saver."
13. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"
12. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the
workaholic!"
11."Know thy enemy. I had to know exactly how it feels to sleep at work so that in future I can prevent it?"
10. "I just needed a quick reboot. All the computers in here do that?"
9. "I squashed a fly by accident, I was just checking to see if it's still breathing."
8. "I hear tremors, quick let's get everybody of here!"
7. "OMG it's morning already and I'm still here?"
6. "Don't interfere with this. It's a matter of national security."
5."Recent developments in computer monitor design allow me to project information directly onto my eyelids."
4. " Janice was right. These tables can definitely support more weight than the previous ones. Good call buying them!"
3. "Come here, listen closely, is it just me or is the keyboard making funny click sounds?"
2. "Sorry, I was preparing for my interview with, Air Traffic control (FAA)."
AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK.....
1. Raise your head slowly and say, "I Jesus name we pray...AMEN"
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