Top 50 excuses to give if you are caught sleeping at work (Part 1)!

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Everybody needs em!
An exhaustive compilation of all all the excuses you could ever possibly need if you get caught sleeping at work. Some of these you may know but there are a few surprises here and there. ENJOY!

50. "You think I was sleeping? Hmmmmmmm you seem to know an awful lot about sleeping at work, why is that?"


49. "It worked well for Reagan, didn't it?"


48. "Shhhh....I am in the middle of a video conference right now"


47. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"


46. "I think way better when I sleep."


45.  "I'm in the management training program."


44. "For security reasons I am going to have to ask you not to tell anyone what you have seen here today. Lives are at sake!"


43."Statistics prove that people who take a short naps after lunch get more accomplished than people who don't."


42. "In my culture this is how we get things done!"


41. "Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"


40. "I thought you (boss) were gone for the day."


39. "The mailman flipped out and took out a gun so I was playing dead to avoid getting shot."


38. "I'm actually doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP).


37. "I'm increasing everyone else's productivity by reducing my oxygen consumption."


36. "I was up all night tracking down hackers that were trying to break into our system. Luckily I was able to hold them off!"


35. "I was testing the cubicle's sleeping conditions. They are excellent, you need to look into it. This is a work place not a hotel!"


34. "Me, snoring? No, that was the floppy drive!"


33. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."


32. "I was just testing my eyelids for holes. So far I haven't found any, but I must keep looking!"


31. I was cross-training for telecommuting.


30. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands."


29. "This is in exchange for the six hours last night when I dreamed about work!"


28. "I was working smarter, not harder."


27. "Ha! Fooled you, didn't I?"


26. "It's okay... I'm still billing the client."


25. "Sleep deprivation currently costs businesses nearly $150 billion annually, I am actually saving the company a lot a money."

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