11 Completely BS Breakup Lines and what they Really Mean!

Wouldn't it be refreshing if someone just actually told you the blunt truth when during a break up? If they took you aside to room, set you down and produce a legally binding document explaining...

After careful but brief consideration, my friends and I, after a night of drinking and exposure to other potential mates that seem to eclipse you in every way, have decided that it is beneath me to continue to call you my boyfriend.  To continue would be an embarrassment to me and reflect poorly on my family. Since you are black, the pressure was on you to impress my parents, more so than your Caucasian counterparts and sadly you were not able to be impressive ~ at all. I am sure you can be a better man than you have been with me but in this case, as relevant to me in particular, you will displayed in my dating resume as a poor, ill-advised selection, one that will leave an emotional pockmark on my life for years to come. This is why we need to break up....

That may never happen. While cutting, this type of approach is at least constructive. Instead, people just mince words and approach things from a selfish perspective. They want to make the break up process easier on their own conscious so you end up with cookie cut, trite nonsense like this...........

Also read: 10 Things to do After a bad break up 

Category: Funny, Relationships