Is it Really Just American Girls that Suck?
"Uma mulher bonita Português."If you can’t beat ‘em, you might as well date a foreign chick.
If you’re like me, you have an insurmountable level of experience in failing horribly with women. It seems as though they scrutinize your every move. This can be a frustrating and humiliating experience, especially if you’ve not yet drank the doctor's recommended amount of
"get shut down juice". If you’re sick of being laughed at by America’s vagina sentinels, then maybe it’s time you circumvent the issue entirely and date a foreign chick.
You might be thinking “Hey, how can I transcend the language barrier if I can’t even convince American girls to blow me?” That’s a very educated question. Fact is, the language barrier is actually a catalyst. The foreign chick’s English is broken, devoid of any understanding of sarcasm, and impossible to comprehend. By virtue of your attempt to communicate, you appear charming, for she has no other option but to assume you are. Compare this to your last failed attempt at landing an American chick, who opined that you didn’t mention Jaeger bombs enough times to be sexy.
"Красивых русских женщин"Not only are foreign chicks easier to get along with, they’re actually better. Many places that are not the U.S. have a culture and familial system that have lasted for centuries. Usually this system is patriarchal. As a result, foreign chicks are often impressively domesticated and can cook very good meals (except for Irish women). They can be expected to have an interest in saving money because they didn’t see an episode of
"Cribs" until relatively late in life. Also, even the ones with ambition are willing to give it up so they can cook you meals and let you follow your dreams.
This scenario is just like how American car manufacturers were lazy and couldn’t pull their weight, so when foreign cars flooded the market with more value at a cheaper price, the stuck-up American ones couldn’t compete. Yea, it’s just like women.
So quit being and asshole, Date a foreign chick!
Category: Funny, Relationships
