Dudes Who Shop at Express!
This is a Sponsored post written by me on behalf of Express for SocialSpark. All opinions are 100% mine.
PattyPunker, mistress of all that is punktastic, has already made us a lovely guide for people out there who are simply wondering whether or not they should shop at Express for their significant others. Put simply:
There are men that shop at Express:
And there are men that would rather slide down a giant razor blade into a lake of burning magma than be caught dead in Express clothing. That would be these guys......
The truth is, I hate suits. I only wear them when I want something from someone like a job, sex or both. I also wear them when I know it will reflect poorly on my family otherwise. A wedding for example or a funeral. I understand to rock a pair of sandals, cargo shorts and t-shirt at a funeral is enough to upset the dead. Personally I think the dead have more pressing concerns than worrying about how the attendees look at their funerals (eternal damnation). Unless after you die the world becomes one huge, voyeuristic reality show; who knows? Maybe, I should be more specific and say I don't hate suits on the whole, I hate ties and for it to be considered a suit, a tie is a necessary evil. Working a desk job where you have to wear a tie everyday is akin to being strangled by a really weak person for 7 hours every day, and each day they let go for an hour around mid day just long enough to allow you to eat.
My foolish detest for suits doesn't mean we don't need them and if you are one of the men in the segment of the population that do shop at Express, you are guaranteed to find a comfortable, stylish suit that will offer you the ability to breath and move. Express is also kind enough to offer you a chance to win a $500 suit make over.
CLICK HERE TO ENTER ---->: Express sweepstakes
All things considered,wearing the straight jackets is unavoidable and this is a great opportunity to win the chance to wear very stylish,elegant suits, tailor made to help you achieve whatever you intend to achieve from wearing a suit, whether it be a job, sex or just to ball out....Heck, even if you don't shop at Express check out their men's suits maybe you'll see something you like!
Do you like wearing suits or not and why? Leave one in the comments section....
PattyPunker, mistress of all that is punktastic, has already made us a lovely guide for people out there who are simply wondering whether or not they should shop at Express for their significant others. Put simply:
There are men that shop at Express:
And there are men that would rather slide down a giant razor blade into a lake of burning magma than be caught dead in Express clothing. That would be these guys......
The truth is, I hate suits. I only wear them when I want something from someone like a job, sex or both. I also wear them when I know it will reflect poorly on my family otherwise. A wedding for example or a funeral. I understand to rock a pair of sandals, cargo shorts and t-shirt at a funeral is enough to upset the dead. Personally I think the dead have more pressing concerns than worrying about how the attendees look at their funerals (eternal damnation). Unless after you die the world becomes one huge, voyeuristic reality show; who knows? Maybe, I should be more specific and say I don't hate suits on the whole, I hate ties and for it to be considered a suit, a tie is a necessary evil. Working a desk job where you have to wear a tie everyday is akin to being strangled by a really weak person for 7 hours every day, and each day they let go for an hour around mid day just long enough to allow you to eat.
CLICK HERE TO ENTER ---->: Express sweepstakes
All things considered,wearing the straight jackets is unavoidable and this is a great opportunity to win the chance to wear very stylish,elegant suits, tailor made to help you achieve whatever you intend to achieve from wearing a suit, whether it be a job, sex or just to ball out....Heck, even if you don't shop at Express check out their men's suits maybe you'll see something you like!
Do you like wearing suits or not and why? Leave one in the comments section....
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