Runaway Dog Mango, causes chaos on a busy Highway (Video)!
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| An unrepentant Mango, evaded rescue for over 90 minutes. |
A Pomeranian dog named "Mango" got off her leash and made a B-line for the I-84 highway, bringing traffic to a complete stop. Mango proceeded to make everyone that attempted to help her look like complete assholes, including causing one man to kiss the tarmac with a spectacular face plant. After evading rescue several times, Mango left the highway and was finally retrieved at Madison High School by her owner. Have a look at the video and you'll see what I mean...........
Mango's Adventure....
Mango proved a point I argued about ardently with my friends the other week. I argued that dogs in the developed world have been bred into total stupidity and stripped of all basic survival instincts.
A STORY............
In Botswana, my gender-confused dog "Booker" disappeared for a couple of months without a trace ~ we tried to find him. Eventually after a few months, he returned. We were surprised to see that he was in impeccable condition. In fact, he was visibly overweight, as if he had gone on vacation at a doggy spa of some sort. Booker went out on his own and survived, in fact he looked to have been thriving. Strangely enough, he returned with three puppies ~ NO KIDDING ~ which he unsuccessfully tried to breast feed. My father instructed him to return the puppies to their rightful owner and guess what? He did just that. So Booker disappeared and then re-appeared.....with a family. Booker was able to provide for himself and pay child support. Mango wouldn't have lasted an afternoon out there because heading for the highway is a poor decision if you want to live.........
that being said, luckily nobody got hurt and the dog didn't get hit by a car. Now that would have been sad.
A STORY............
In Botswana, my gender-confused dog "Booker" disappeared for a couple of months without a trace ~ we tried to find him. Eventually after a few months, he returned. We were surprised to see that he was in impeccable condition. In fact, he was visibly overweight, as if he had gone on vacation at a doggy spa of some sort. Booker went out on his own and survived, in fact he looked to have been thriving. Strangely enough, he returned with three puppies ~ NO KIDDING ~ which he unsuccessfully tried to breast feed. My father instructed him to return the puppies to their rightful owner and guess what? He did just that. So Booker disappeared and then re-appeared.....with a family. Booker was able to provide for himself and pay child support. Mango wouldn't have lasted an afternoon out there because heading for the highway is a poor decision if you want to live.........
that being said, luckily nobody got hurt and the dog didn't get hit by a car. Now that would have been sad.
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