Ghanaian Service Provides People to Cry at Your Funeral!!
NO WORRIES...... introducing “Ghana We Mourn” Premium Mourning Services!
“Ghana We Mourn” will send people to cry at your funeral, even if you were deeply unpopular in life...
“Some may have had a life of cheats, deceit, even debt,” but if you call 1-800-WE-MOURN, you can buy one of three relatively inexpensive packages to ensure that people not only attend your funeral, but cry their faces off over your grave."
“Ghana We Mourn” has 3 exclusive Mourning Packages:
The Economy Package ($19.99):
“Ghana We Mourn” will send people to cry at your funeral, even if you were deeply unpopular in life...
“Some may have had a life of cheats, deceit, even debt,” but if you call 1-800-WE-MOURN, you can buy one of three relatively inexpensive packages to ensure that people not only attend your funeral, but cry their faces off over your grave."
The Economy Package ($19.99):
Includes: 1 standard sobbing African man.
The Standard Package ($39.99):
The Standard Package ($39.99):
Includes: 4 devastated African men and 1 certified, funeral trained chicken. For no additional cost, 1 of the men will even dramatically collapse on your grave to let people see how sorely you will be missed.
The Deluxe package ($89.99):
The Deluxe package ($89.99):
Includes: 4 extremely morose African males but includes one premium, top shelf, beautiful white woman. A service none of our competitors can match. Beware of imitations. only “Ghana We Mourn” provides a genuine, American woman, complete with crying, FML and freaking-out functions.
CALL 1-800-WE-MOURN now.........
*Knowing the folks in GHA, this is probably a joke, but it's really funny, so it is my honor to provide complimentary Ad-Copy.
CALL 1-800-WE-MOURN now.........
*Knowing the folks in GHA, this is probably a joke, but it's really funny, so it is my honor to provide complimentary Ad-Copy.
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